Dick jokes have existed as forever, so it makes sense that it provides the best Twitter content as well. We've done two installments of our favorite tweets so farโclick here for Part 1 and Part 2. And of course, don't forget to follow Doc Johnson, @TheOriginalDoc.
When you got a dick appt and Mother Nature wanna pop up ๐ฉ๐ pic.twitter.com/NnYXNcIldLโ bri (@britoonz) August 5, 2019
Men:โ satanโs main bitch (@dumpstxrfire) August 30, 2019
-nut in five minutes or less
-internalized misogyny and homophobia
-will probably cheat on you
Vibrators:
-reliable
-rechargeable
-go for several rounds
-donโt talk about their exes
-make u cum
-selfless
-not trash
โvibratorโ is actually short for โvibe curatorโโ harry (@harry_on_twiter) September 3, 2019
I like dick pics but not in a sexual way I'm just noseyโ honest jabe (@jaynooch) September 4, 2019
My pussy after hearing the vibrator turn on for the 5th time that day pic.twitter.com/aLXRvQokvKโ lisa pizza (@sixteenburritos) October 7, 2019
using a vibrator as an outboard motor on my pool floatieโ Sweatpants Cher ๐ถ (@House_Feminist) September 6, 2019
dildos are just acoustic vibratorsโ sexy pavement lichen (semi-hiatus) (@queerarcana) September 9, 2019
reached a new high today by solving a minor plumbing problem with my suction cup dildoโ a very cool, stable guy (@HOTDEVILSLUG) September 9, 2019
I was in a sex shop and saw a dildo described as "nine inches long and realistic" and thought "well, which is it?".โ Belial (@Belial23) September 20, 2019
When her vibrator stop workin pic.twitter.com/bRhYotVHXUโ JP (@jpboomin) September 20, 2019
๐๐๐ pic.twitter.com/bbnoAkA9aiโ Doc Johnson (@TheOriginalDoc) September 29, 2019
Really want to see a trumpet player use a dildo as a wah mute before I dieโ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ (@miyazakivillain) September 30, 2019
LOL! These are quite funny. I only have one dildo which I had bought from hismith es online and I wish my mom never finds it!!
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