12 Orgasm Faces to Watch Out For


We know during orgasm season (AKA summertime) you're are getting all kinds of nasty, which means you are probably throwing extra on that O Face. Expressing pleasure is a beautiful thing and it comes in as many forms as the orgasms themselves. Each release is unique and thus, so are the faces made while experiencing them. Here are 12 of our favorite Orgasm Faces. Shamelessly make these mugs and look for them in the wild.

The "I'll Have What She's Having" Face


Made famous by Nancy Meyer's When Harry Met Sally, this is like the LBD of orgasm faces. Its build up is subtle, almost imperceptible at first, but as momentum gains the "I'll Have What She's Having" face ends in a passionate crescendo of moans and hair touching. It's a classic.

The Rapid Fire


The Rapid Fire orgasm face comes in two forms- a series of quick, excited bursts of mini orgasms culminating in an intense finality; or it can be a series of full on orgasms coming back to back in a way that is incredibly exciting, but also a little scary.

The Blow Job 


There's only one cure for a Blow Job Face! Every gender can make a BJ Face and this look can be seen as the result of all kinds of sex, not just oral. However, it is the most often seen in film, television, and real life, when a dude ejaculates in their partners mouth. This face is marked by total pleasure, relaxation and a bit of gratitude. 

The Kristen Stewart 


This is a great face, perfect on its own but definitely better with smudged eyeliner. You've maybe seen this face while smashing someone who is so cool, they gave no fucks even if they were having an orgasm. It's casual but distinctive with a slight roll or cross of the eyes.

The Fuck Face


This face is easily recognized by the orgasmic partner mouthing or saying "Fuck." Sometimes seen as "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, oh fuck, yes, yes, fuck, fuck me fuck, ohhhh fuuuuuck. Fuck." 

The Explosion

Sploosh, splash, splat! Slippery when wet, the Explosion Sex Face is gleeful and athletic. It's like the face you make going down a water slide and then hurry to get in line to go again. A happy times face. BTW can we take a minute to appreciate a wet Hemsworth? #celebritiesinwater

The Surprise 



When you don't think its gonna happen, like not tonight, just no. Not super into- wait, wait, wait, there it is, SURPRISE! That orgasm and face are like finding money in your pocket.

The Exorcist


Sometimes good things come in slightly scary packages. Like an orgasm wrapped up in convulsions, demonic facial distortions, and broken bed posts. If you or someone you bang suddenly seems possessed, that's The Exorcist Orgasm at work. Halloween is just around the corner! You may have to go for a second round, just to be safe. 

The Diva 



You know when you're feeling so good, you're no longer using the language centers of the brain and instead express yourself through song? That's The Diva Orgasm Face. You don't have to sing a full verse, sometimes it's just moaning with musicality or letting out one good note. Oooooooooo.

The Yes We Can


AKA "The Simultaneous Orgasm." This is not one face, but two, working in sweet harmony to synchronize their magnanimous peak. The Yes We Can Face(s) are about the three C's; Cooperation, Communication and Climax. We can and we will!

The So Good, I Hate You


Have you ever pet a cat who seems happy enough but then viciously attacks you? Well, sometimes people do the same thing. The So Good, I Hate You is one to watch out for. Especially because the haver-of-the-gasm might accidentally punch you in the face. If you are a So Good, I Hate You type be sure you have a pillow to bury your face in, a belt to bite down on, or a consenting partner who knows what's coming when you are.

The Every Thing at Once Face


This is not a good face. But usually when you make it, you feel fantastic. If you haven't made a truly bizarre orgasm face at some point in your life, it's time to give it a try. Losing control of your face is a sign you let go of control of your body and that means a great, big, shameless orgasm. Go you!



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