Guys unfortunately I have to cancel tomorrow’s grand opening of my glass dildo shop— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) July 6, 2019
Best friend gave me a lipstick. Thought it was a sex toy. Got an uncomfortable level of excited. #jeffreestarlipammo pic.twitter.com/IRaY2Chx9s— Angie❤️🖤 (@LizzieAnnesMom) July 2, 2019
Father holding modern-looking vibrator: "Is this a toothbrush?"— Overheardla (@realoverheardla) June 30, 2019
Son grabs it and starts vibrating his face: "No, I think it's a facial massager."
Thought it would be fun to have a pillow fight with my wife until I realized she hides her vibrator in her pillowcase— Brad Williams (@funnybrad) July 2, 2019
taking the batteries out of the smoke detector to charge my sex toy— Finn 🚴♂️ (@daddyknives) June 30, 2019
*Thinks about all the dildos and sex toys at home*Best Friend:"So you seeing anyone?"— Jaytheslay (@RealJaytheslay) July 2, 2019
“Sex Toy Story” also has characters named Buzz and Woody— Torgo 🦊 (@Torgo_phylum) June 29, 2019
apartment: cleanedvibrator: charging— Payton Barker (@PaytoPotato) June 22, 2019
[being fired for watching “how dildos are made” on youtube]MY BOSS AT THE DILDO FACTORY: you should have known all of this already— IRL_Stine (@hellohappy_time) November 21, 2017
porn gives unrealistic and unhealthy expectations of how quickly plumbers can get to your house— Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) July 8, 201
Me trying to get to the mailbox before my roommates after having a sex toy delivered. pic.twitter.com/WU8IlfxayW
— kittyhouseknife (@kittyhouseknife) June 11, 2019
Everything is dildo if you’re brave enough pic.twitter.com/jzXaETgNhp— Khaira Nissa (@kzahras) July 2, 2019
And don't forget to follow us at @TheOriginalDoc!Might order a sex toy in the family Amazon prime account just to cause some drama— Interning Scum (@AgNOOK) May 25, 2019
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