We're home. We're horny.
As the US is getting closer to a third month without dating, flirting at bars, or casual hookups, we've noticed one positive trend: people being horny on main. Before COVID-19 had us all stuck in our tiny apartments, standard social-media users confined their thirstiest posts to finstas or burner accounts, but now it feels like there are no rules.
Here are some of our favorites; tweet us @TheOriginalDoc and send us your top horny-on-main tweets.
This quarantine been too long, PowerPoint got me horny pic.twitter.com/RpTgNzJos9— Lmao Zedong (@Innov_ASIAN) April 29, 2020
day 4 of quarantine..... bout to risk it all pic.twitter.com/67dpiqte1g— big mood (@workinclassbird) March 19, 2020
Pls wash your hands. pic.twitter.com/szcD1DR5tG— The Academy Music Business (@BenjaminEnfield) March 18, 2020
been masturbating so much I started faking orgasms just to keep my own confidence up— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) March 17, 2020
Standing at the window on day 5 of self-quarantine pic.twitter.com/OpsLiu3BAQ— grace spelman (@GraceSpelman) March 17, 2020
i’ve moved past quarantine horny i don’t want sex i want to fist fight— giabuchi (@jaboukie) May 4, 2020
Tops after the quarantine: pic.twitter.com/QC1z1oWURC— Dua peep stan acc 🇱🇧 (@aHornyDuaStan) May 6, 2020
when you’re in the middle of coping with quarantine depression but your wife says she’s horny pic.twitter.com/fzcUteWC3M— JESUS CHRIST (@elijahwitt) May 3, 2020
Apparently it’s the Wild West over on Instagram right now because nobody can review shit. Sex workers go prosper pic.twitter.com/Lk6z0G4tZT— elexus.jionde (@Lexual__) March 28, 2020
quarantine hobby I’ve picked up is double and triple texting my new crush that I found in quarantine— Collin (@oldmanmcnamara) April 29, 2020
Is being horny a side effect of the coronavirus because if so i think i have it— julian (@jbcnmmmfp28) February 26, 2020
Should we call the products of the inevitable quarantine sex CoronaKids or QuarantineBabies (QBabies for short) ?— Will Tooke (@willtooketv) February 28, 2020
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